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Paris Hilton – Jail Bird Bound!!!

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There won’t be any Hilton luxuries where Paris is going!!!

Jail Bird Bound Paris Hilton
If you haven’t heard… Paris Hilton is in a “litany” of trouble!!! According to, Paris Hilton will be spending 45 days in the “Big House!” Yes. Jail.

What did she do? She violated her probation and must do time!

The whole story in short:

Sept. 7 of last year: (in her Mercedes) Driving drunk with Blood alcohol AT the legal limit

– the outcome? pleaded no contest, got a slap on the wrist: 3 years probation, alcohol education class

Jan. 15 of this year: (in her Blue Bentley) Stopped. Told she wasn’t suppose to be driving.

-the outcome? they let her go.

Feb. 27 of this year: Seen driving with headlights OFF!! at night.

-the outcome? car impounded. return to court and wait…

Her defense? : “I didn’t know” or They are always picking on me or.. (see below).

-The outcome?: probation revocation and 45 big ones in a detention center!!!

Paris’ further defense: Of course, Paris is claiming that she’s innocent….she didn’t know…her assistant didn’t read her mail…her publicist misinformed her…this is cruelty…all police fellas want to do is hit on her…she’s being singled out because she’s a celebrity…and the list goes on!!!

Will she learn from this experience? Yes.

Naahhhh. Who am I kidding? She’s a brat that obviously thought that the rules didn’t apply to her. But we can only hope.

This may be a wake-up call to all those bratty celebs who think they are untouchable!!!

For those of you who are bleeding hearts…Never fear folks!!…she will not be a prison she’ll be in a “detention center”. She will not be around all those ugly girls…she’ll be separated from the general population!!

My Advice to Paris: Make friends and GROW UP!!

Personally, I think this has been a long time coming!! With all that money she couldn’t afford a good assistant? a knowledgeable publicist? and a DRIVER?!!!! Get a life…preferably NOT a simple one either!!! – I can’t wait to see her ass when she gets out!!!

Don’t get mad at me…I’m just telling it like it T-I-Tiz!!! –See ya’ Wednesday!!!


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2 responses »

  1. Paris in jail like ordinary people?
    Now THAT’S HOT!!! 🙂

    Great blog!! Now I have to go read them all.

  2. Thanks!!! Come again!!!


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