So, we’ve figured it out…we regular people who don’t have money for lawyers and cameras and hype get to live in our mediocre existence watching people like Paris get reduced sentences for doing NOTHING. Wait… She showed up in court ON TIME! Correct me if I’m wrong…isn’t she suppose to do that? O.K. …Yes…Paris Hilton’s sentence was reduced from 45 whole days to 23. That’s less than 1/2 of her sentence.
What is this world coming to? Her lawyers attempted to get the sentence revoked completely but, I guess that didn’t work. What if Paris had killed someone while driving drunk? Is that what it takes for the courts to recognize her criminal activity? Would her money matter then? Is M.A.D.D. or S.A.D.D. or T.A.D.D going to get angry or are they going to let her get away with this injustice? I demand a recount!! (Does that apply here?) She didn’t throw water on somebody or step on someone’s lawn!!! She was driving drunk, then violated her probabation!!!! Her lights were OFF people…(ok. I’m not talking about her obvious failing i.q.) This alone indicates to me that she should never have been behind the wheel. If that’s not the icing on the cake…One of her lame excuses alone should have gotten her 60 days!!! My personal assistant opens my mail and didn’t tell me about my suspened drivers license???????????????— I’m exasperated.
I have no GOOD advice for Paris, except GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT 200.00. (that’s a Monopoly reference for anyone who is lost)
That’s me…Tellin’ it like it T-I-Tiz!!!!