Ithought it would be appropriate to do a countdown to Paris Hilton’s obvious not-so-grueling days in jail! In fact, as soon as I figure out how this thing works…I’ll do another for her “TIME” in the big house!! We all know what a mockery of the justice system this is. If anyone EVER gets in trouble with “Johnny Law” (that’s the police for those who don’t get it. My advice to get a reduce sentence: site the Hilton vs. the City of Los Angeles as justification to get away with…whatever the hell you did outside of murder!! (Attempted murder is included because you don’t actually kill anyone….right?) Paris was drunk…but she didn’t actually hurt anyone…same thing right? Just correct me if I’m wrong!!!