I found this ad and took the liberty of introducing you to this little gem:
For Him: Been to the beach and feel like you’re not quite measuring up? Feelin’ a little insecure? Has your girlfriend been watching more classic Ron Jeremy lately? Never fear…the answer is near!
For Her: In case your beaux is NOT quite packin’ the load he should or maybe you’re looking for that perfect or unique gift…LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
The solution: The WonderJock pouch (aka Nylon cozzie) is here!!! Yes…The battle of the bulge has been overcome.
NO SURGERY REQUIRED!—It was inevitable that men join in the obsession with body perfect.
Final question: What happens when he gets her home???? —I’m just Tellin’ it like it T-I-Tiz!!!